Lmao this was very well done. Just watched the movie for the first time and found this gem. It was hilarious xD
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY 2
IT'S THE SEQUEL WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
FIFTY YEARS AND LOT'S OF GLOBALISATION IN THE MAKING.