Doesn't work at all. Crashes instantly after hitting new game.

It took me a solid 15 seconds to discover your willingness to accept every credit card known to mankind to speed things up. There is nothing compelling enough about these graphics, sound effects, background music, gameplay, or storyline to pay for.

While I realize this site is "Everything by Everyone", and that plenty of other games offer boosts for donations, there are also magnificent works of art here which cost the passer-by nothing at all.

This is not a magnificent work of art. You can do way better - and if you want my money, you'll have to.

This is poorly thought-out and poorly arranged, but at least it works. 1/2 star.

Very well balanced gamed. I feel like I am always working towards something, even in the end.

this so gud