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Criminal

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rated 2.81 / 5 stars
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Genre:
Adventure - Point 'n Click
Tags:
quiz
porn
boobs
police

Credits & Info

Uploaded
Sep 12, 2016 | 12:33 PM EDT

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Dunce 5 Points Probably just a pretty face...
Respect The Police 10 Points Don't antagonise someone with a gun
Educate The Electorate 25 Points The more involved we get, the more efficient the system gets
No More Beers 25 Points Good luck with the whole sobriety thing!
Smartster 50 Points Look at you! You know a bit about criminology!
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Author Comments

ARGH!

Alright, so I've been debating with myself for a while whether I actually want to release it. This project has been by far the biggest thorn in my side as a flash developer. Because of using the scanned in drawings the whole game took up a shitload of memory in order to work. By the time I was done I couldn't get the thing to work anymore so I had to literally cut half of the art, remove any traces of music, scrap some conversation options and kill the majority of the quiz. After spending enough time with the game I can't say I like the script too much either but eh.
After nearly a week of trying to figure out this fucker I got this. I can't say I'm overly proud of it but I figured I wouldn't let the whole project burn down, I worked hard on this thing and I wouldn't want to let the art and voice acting go to waste.
There's a small hiccup in the code that I just can't fix because flash keeps on crashing on me whenever I open it. After this game on we're moving on to digital drawings with smaller file-sizes and better quality. Pinky promise.

Regardless, I hope you enjoy what I managed to salvage. If not, look for the next game. It's going to be better.

Mwuah,
Mike

Reviews


XuveroXuvero

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Funny game, it was worth my time, made me laugh a bit.


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bethgreenebethgreene

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

not a point n click but ok lol



dragonreaperkingdragonreaperking

Rated 3 / 5 stars

need skip button just to get to the quiz


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HagenSpearHagenSpear

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Pro:

When it's actually functioning, the game is a decently fun (and rather educational) quiz, and the policewoman is beautiful.

It gets extra points for being one of the few adult games that still has medals.

Con:

Except for the unimpressive "Extra Pepperoni" (I was hoping for pornography, not political commentary), your games are generally hilarious, so I had high hopes for this one. Until it crashed the moment I clicked a response.

Also, while the political discussion was intelligent and well-reasoned, it ruined what little erotic mood there was. It'd be nice if there was at least a skip button.



ponyo999ponyo999

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game.