You're Boiler, a previously normal boiler in a booby-trapped waterpark warehouse. One day, for reasons unknown, you were gifted with sentience. Like all boilers that spontaniously attain sentience, you were "born" adventurous and wish to expereince more than the room you've been locked in since your installation. After some robotic self-improvement involving jury-rigging some broken construction equipment's treads and water vaccums onto your hefty boiler body) you decided the time was right. The last warehouse guard left, turned on the automated systems, and unwittingly gave you your one, and only, chance at escape and freedom.