He came in search of goodness, but only found the portal.
An epic tale, following the misfortunes of an NG regular having real problems with the portal. Look out for references to Eskimo Bob, stickmen, DBZ, All your base, windows BSODs and more!
Some audio taken from All Your Base, original idea blatantly stolen from the flash movie "A Simple Request" which had me in stitches.
Theres no such thing as perfection, and I'm by no means perfect. So please take the time to review this if you can, even if its one like "u suck d00d" because any advice is very much wanted. Maybe you couldn't hear the sound so well, or frame 47 looked a bit dodgy, or even maybe you want to say "keep it up blackeyedangel, you're great". Whatever, just jot it down.