Behold the latest machination from the CrapFlashCrew!
>terminal brain cancer
>make a wish ask me what my dream is
>I want to meet my favorite ghostbuster
>big day comes
>can't wait to meet Bill Murray
>"We managed to get all four of them to come anon, isn't that great?"
>4? But Harold Ramis is dead
>The door opens & I hear shrill laughter and mumbled ebonics
>Four women shamble in to the room wearing cheap cosplay outfits
>The largest, a barely human looking sheboon swaggers over to me looking like she thinks she's made my day
>"Who ya gun call lil guy?"
>The rest of them roar with laughter
>I hear a voice screaming "Ay gurls, lemme holla at ya"
>A strange negro runs in to my room and starts whooping.
>The 4 women begin to whoop along with him and chant "PHOTO OP, PHOTO OP"
>A camera flashes as I drift in to the abyss
This is a parody of the shameless & hollow PR stunt pulled by the cast of the 2016 Ghostbusters at Tufts Medical Center at Boston, Massachusetts on August 1st.