In the days before the internet, pump-and-dump penny stocks weren't a very lucrative scam. Help Lizard man scam unsuspecting stock-jockeys by following them home and whispering which phony market they need to invest in in their ear while they sleep!
Note: This game was meant to be played with an Xbox gamepad, keyboard controls aren't as responsive as they should be.
--IF USING AN XBOX GAMEPAD--
press A before any other prompted input (Otherwise it won't register input)
Arrow keys or D pad: move
up arrow or A button: jump
Do a thing: Z or Right Trigger
down arrow/ down D pad: crouch for high-jump (Must be set to doing a thing)
wall jump with left or right
IF USING INTERNET EXPLORER:
Don't, what's wrong with you, IE is poop, stop!
In all seriousness though, I just ran this using IE, and things would load out of order, and slowly, and platform states would remain solid, even if they weren't supposed to. I haven't tested it using safari or firefox, but I can guarantee on chrome it runs smoothly.