EDIT: You can now get the Erect and Semi-Erect mode medals using passwords.
Dr. Von Wankenstein is an evil prick. He wants to take away the world's semen, pussy juice and orgasms, and keep the pleasure of sex and masturbation, as well as reproductive capabilities to himself, with his infamous Masturbation Machine!
What a dick! It's your job to go and kick the ass (Or genitals) of his 9 Henchmen (and women) and square off with the prick....
OR You can play the way you feel like in "Exercise" Mode!