horrible!!!

Oh come on, make me a game!

Most deffo felt things I'd NEVER FELT BEFORE LOL
Looking to pull on the catweed, but finding none, the displacement activity of inter-species communion led to a psychotic break involving burnt toast worship and being summarily ejected into the internal void of arrogant self-aggrandizement.
An a-mazing journey, not for the faint of heart or those prone to furballs or in urgent need of a litter tray.

Tips to players: patience, fortitude, courage and a thinking cap will get you places you've never dreamed.

What's the goal? What should I do in this game, besides walking?

It's either you didn't try, or you tried too hard to be "ironic"

Please, for the love of God, make something worth playing next time.