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Nov 4, 2014 | 10:15 PM EST

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Anacusis 5 Points On the bright side, you don't have to hear Bieber anymore.
Colour Perception Impaired 5 Points Now you won't have to feel guilty about having a colour advantage.
Follow on Twitter 5 Points Follow me on Twitter @KMDES for more awesome games!
Here, let me get that for you! 5 Points It'd be bad if someone felt inferior because they were challenged.
Hotwheels 5 Points You ain't got nothing on Fredrick Brennan!
Jump Man 5 Points Jumping is a privilege, not a right.
Lieutenant Dan 5 Points "It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here!"
Lights Out! 5 Points Guerrilla Radio!
Professional Victim 5 Points Someone criticized me on the internet! Donate now!
Saved in the Nick of Time! 5 Points Got euthanized 'cause there already were too many at the shelter.

Author Comments

Update 1.03: Oh, you thought I was done? How about some medals!?!

Everyone gets medals for participation, this way everyone can feel special!

Special thanks to http://nutcasenightmare.newgrounds.com/ & Raiper34.
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Play through a game in which the world makes sure that you are never offended and never ever oppressed. Great for all SJWs!

Enter/Return to accept.
Press Space to Jump.
Press Left/Right to move and Up/Down to move cursor.
Press the 'any' key to advance text.

If you like, then please follow me @KMDES on Twitter.
If you don't, then blame #GamerGate and #NotYourShield because that's what the cool kids these days do.

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Old updates
1.02 Update! You asked for it! You demanded it! I thought about it, watched some shows, had a drink, got lazy, slept on it but now you've got it! Push button text advancement! Just hit the 'any' button when the icon is flashing in the text box to advance the text and game! No more worrying about the text going too fast or too slow!

Just when you thought you were all triggered out, with the 1.02 update I have included an ALL NEW DISABILITY! Can you trigger them all?!

Reviews


uberdoctorwhofan1uberdoctorwhofan1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LoL Tumblr the videogame


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KMDES responds:

Next up: Tumblr the Movie: The Video Game!


alexBR3321alexBR3321

Rated 5 / 5 stars

jump,pop up a text,can't play anymoar



MthSMthS

Rated 3 / 5 stars

5 points for the idea and the weird-as-shit music.
-1 point for the very repetitive sentences.
-1 point for the Twitter-whoring achievement.


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KageryushinKageryushin

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good job giving the finger to those stupid SJW cunts.



HowtodestroyHowtodestroy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

10/10 "Would offend everyone again" Seriously though, pretty funny. Worth the minute or two to "play" it.