Halloween 2014The year of Five Nights At Freddy's. Also: Zombies eat brains and Samantha Wins.
Supreme leader Kim Jong Un is minding his own business, peering through binoculars, when all of the sudden, the unthinkable happens. The sky darkens, a full moon rises over the horizon and stars blink into existence. Tombstones jut out of the damp soil and when you thought it couldn't get any worse... A singing skeleton appears, preaching about how spooky and scary it is. Kim recoils if fright and bursts into tears. "Omg this is 2spooky4me"