You Can't Fucking Lose, this game is not to be taken seriously. Please reach at least level 4 before casting your eternally positive judgement on this glorious work of art.
The game is a narration on my feelings on the commerical game Industry. It is also a narration on gamers. Games keep getting easier as a whole, while others scream for something more unique and harder. This marries the two concepts in to a cohesive platformer that will please the hardcore, and those that wish to have their hands held. Enjoy.
V 1.1 is now live. It is nothing more than Bug Fixes. This is likely the last update, unless another game breaking bug is found. Thank you all, and enjoy.