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ARe you a hardcore gamer or pretending to be one?
take the test and see if you got what it takes to be called the ultimate hardcore gamer
At first I was like "you can't even progress, you have to use the forward and backward right click options"
But then I discovered that you can type your own stuff in the box with the question in it, so I put this
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
Holy GATDAMN JESUS, I've never seen a worst quiz about being a gamer .these games either I haven't played because I am low on money, or the games are to Fucking bullshit that no one out of japan has even heard of them. lowest score. the game as the lowest of standards and you need to make it so that maybe this game would have multiple choice answers maybe, and one last question, what the hell is deadly Premonitions?
First design flaw was lack of multiple choice, and hitting enter doesn't progress to the next question. It's a bad assumption to assume Gamers play the same games, and maybe someone will have missed out on playing a sequel to Halo, Mass Effect or Metroid, or hell even Deadly Premonitions; which tells you how far I got.
The layout is minimalist, and crisp but it looks more like what a Web Designer would knock out than a Game Developer. Simplicity maybe it's own reward, but you're going to need a better idea, and a better execution. With the 'Fake Geek Girl' meme going around this could have really gone somewhere if you tried to subvert that, maybe you did on question two I don't know ... I'm clearly not a gamer, nor do I do well on 90s style Purity Quizzes.
I'm sorry for the low review but in all honesty I'm not feeling as though you tried.
Not only can you edit the questions and such, but there's no way for anyone to hit next. I had to right click and hit play for it to go to the next question. There are also a few misspellings as well.
Tainted-Trixter Basically said it all.
1.5 for effort
Poorly made, boring, and an overall waste of time.
Why on Earth did this make it past the judgment stage?
What’s inside this box? A lot of puzzles! Can you solve all 30?
Use the mouse to navigate menus and to queue and cancel robot actions.
Made for the Adventure Jam 2016!
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