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Jun 19, 2014 | 11:56 AM EDT
  • Underdog of the Week June 25, 2014
  • Daily 4th Place June 20, 2014

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Don't give up, chuck 5 Points Get Slayn killed...
Getting a bit red in the face 5 Points Splash Shiris with the payload
I'll break you a cut on these puns 5 Points Get Orson killed...
Live free or tie hard 5 Points Get Etoh killed...
What a blockhead 5 Points Get Ghim killed...
You must be stoned 5 Points Get Deedlit killed...
Super Reader! 10 Points Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
We Died for a Chalice 10 Points Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Parn! 50 Points Unlock Parn
The Lich Is My Bitch 100 Points Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking

Author Comments

My first game.

Most games reward your brilliance with medals.
This game does the opposite.

Not meant to be a brain-buster, but if you get stuck you can reference this quick guide:

The game does have a mystery element, so please don't discuss or spoil anything in your reviews. I otherwise welcome you to be frank with your comments, and please feel free to private-message me about any bugs or problems.

Good luck!



Rated 3 / 5 stars

this game is disgusting and hilarious at the same time wonderful.

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

Dat goddamm ball!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

HOW TO FIND PARN: Watch the credit till the ending (only 1 minute long)

Well Played BoobMarley, even in your reply you talk in codes XD

i searched for the comments for Parn but i read your reply to SilverEyedOwl in which you said "Play it all the way through" and i thought "Does he mean even watch the credit?" and i was right XD

BoobMarley responds:

Due to your heroic spoiling of Parn, I have updated the game to exclude him.
Everyone thank this killingspeerx buttmunch for there being no Parn.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Effin hilarious story! Good story line, clever brain teasers. Game play is a tiny bit awkward. A fast-forwarding option for death scenes would be great [for repeat losers like me who try every option but the correct one at least twice]. Good job!

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Rated 0 / 5 stars

eh, i sorry but i seen better not to crazy for the blood

BoobMarley responds:

Maybe I should've put a disclaimer in there that says this game isn't for pussies.