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Jun 10, 2014 | 8:48 AM EDT
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Some good ol' 90's nostalgia. One of my favorite "toys" as a kid, Sock'em Boppers.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

The good old 90's toys. I don't know how old this one is, but I recently got my hands on a wiffle ball/bat set at CVS. Just out there in the open. Just there. It was just.... there. I'm seriously unable to express how stupid I felt about not knowing where to get my hands on one of them. Seriously, I felt the dark, ominous cloud of regret over my past life up to that very second grow even darker when it hit me that I could have had one this entire time. I could just whack the shit out of that ball and never get in trouble because it isn't capable of breaking windows. My life was made complete by it. But, I never had sock'em boppers because back when I did have a wiffle bat I'd hit other kids with it. Even though it's thin, dinky and plastic, it's hard, and it stings a lot more to a child. So the adults took it away. Now I'm like, "Fuck you, dad! I have my own now for my roommate to be terrified of whenever I say something like, "I can play with this in the house and I'll never break anything!" Maybe I need to stop doing that.... and I probably shouldn't ever try sock'em boppers.... and I've written more than anybody wants to read. I'm done. I hope people rate this as unhelpful, because I sure didn't contribute shit.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

ok now I want one of those ( sock em boopers punch your dad in the belly while he's getting a beer)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

they just get better and better


Rated 5 / 5 stars

put 2 on ur hands and 2 on ur feet and walk around like an asshole

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I did punch my brother when he was pooping. So accurate.