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Jun 7, 2014 | 1:27 AM EDT

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PixelbroPixelbro

Rated 1 / 5 stars June 8, 2014

Bro,keep trying,alright! Don't be in a rush take you're time because so far you're time is going to waste.I'm basicly sayin' male better animations.


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chris-092chris-092

Rated 0 / 5 stars June 7, 2014

"What do you want to achieve out of this? I don't get it? I only read a few sentences, and I know this isn't a review just a personal attack."

Because resorting to ad hominems as your only defense and calling your dissenters "Ugly, retarded, fat people call other people ugly, retarded and fat when they are it." totally isn't a personal attack. Grow a pair.

Oh yes, review time: your animation doesn't exist, your voice acting is shitty, your background art is stolen, everything about your work sucks.


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PsychoTailsUltimatePsychoTailsUltimate

Rated 0 / 5 stars June 7, 2014

"Go get your implant then :) In the land of the blind, one eye man is king. Too much mindless zombies content for being controlled and like being slaves."

I like how you regard your dissenters as zombies, a remark which implies they're incapable of elevated intellectual thought or free will despite the fact that they openly disagreed with your propaganda, which implies they're too intelligent to be spoon fed your bullshit. Logic? What's that?

"Called my cartoon mediocre so I went to your profile and I see nothing except for your mediocre work."

Because ad hominems make you sound so fucking smart. Who's the zombie again? I forget. At least Keisok doesn't steal his background art like you do.

"You have absolutely no idea how difficult it is to make cartoons."

Yes he does, he's made an animation, it's called "The Pigeonian". What are you smoking?

"Thanks for the brainless zombie unhelpful comment."

Because pointing out the obvious flaws in your argument is brainless. Right.


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NewBCartoonist responds:

What do you want to achieve out of this? I don't get it? I only read a few sentences, and I know this isn't a review just a personal attack.


PsychopathPsychopath

Rated 0 / 5 stars June 7, 2014

This is quite possibly the shittiest straw man I've seen in a while. You could argue that implants are a form of mind control or coupled with an explosive but what's the motive and what are the logistics of doing either one? For the brain to be controlled in the manner that is suggested here, the brain would have to be fully cyberized first. To detonate the device, if it was actually armed, you'd have to be both in range of the chip and know its protocols before you could do anything to it.

I also like how this straw man doesn't acknowledge the potential benefits of brain implants like a device that filters blood to prevent blood clots, tech that could prevent depression using a direct current to stimulate the left and right temporal lobes and a host of other shit that can save or improve lives.

Also, "for the same reason why people pierce their noses" is the most retarded example of a "non-motive" I've ever heard before. Remember, your example implies that you're comparing murder and mind control to body modification.

The best argument you could have provided would've been "What are the chances of the damn thing breaking or falling apart inside your head?" The malfunction argument is just about the most realistic argument you could've made and you skipped over it entirely.

By the way, the animation is horrible, the only character that ever moves has his arms tweened and it is noticeable. If you're gonna cheap-out, at least take a lesson from Legendary Frog or Waterman and not give your characters outlines to their limbs. Yes, I just told you to take a lesson from Waterman, that is is how pathetic of an animator you are. This also goes without mentioning all the other aspects of non-animation in this short, like how lip syncing is reduced down to a set of four frames of animation stretched across fifty frames. At the very least you could try to make your artwork not fucking shit but I know that is an unrealistic request. The "head explosion" is a definitive example of how much of a lazy shit you are, basically reducing catastrophic brain trauma to a crop of the character's head and having it tween off stage. This is shit.

Your voice acting is garbage, it sounds like you only did one take and went with it and struggled reading your own lines all throughout the first and only take. Well, the narrative flow of the voice acting is shitty, how about the emotional delivery? Oh right, it's dry, stale and sterile, devoid of any passion or investment.

It really doesn't help that you stole your background from an anime and put a blurred filter on it to prevent the pixels from showing and what's especially sad about that is the stolen background art is the element with the most amount of effort invested into it, mostly because someone else did it.

There is nothing of value here. Goodbye.


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NewBCartoonist responds:

Why do you make unhelpful comment? Show me your work? Where is your work? What you got nothing better to do than log on to your other account to make a comment like this? You know I'll still be making cartoons. Anyway I only read a few sentences. I'm not going to bother reading the whole thing. You make comments just for the sake of causing trouble.

I took a look at your cartoons, It's more shittier than mind. Ugly, retarded, fat people call other people ugly, retarded and fat when they are it.


KeisokKeisok

Rated 2 / 5 stars June 7, 2014

You CAN argue this sort of logic about why not to get a brain implant of any sort, but the other side being depicted like that is pretty dishonest and fear mongering. Brain implants can also be used to make humans better, calm down their brain activity, or give them back senses. There's also the fact that this would be heavily regulated, considering the power perversion potential.

Bad strawman argument in a mediocre cartoon pretty much sums this up.


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NewBCartoonist responds:

Go get your implant then :) In the land of the blind, one eye man is king. Too much mindless zombies content for being controlled and like being slaves.

Called my cartoon mediocre so I went to your profile and I see nothing except for your mediocre work. You have absolutely no idea how difficult it is to make cartoons. Thanks for the brainless zombie unhelpful comment.