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May 15, 2014 | 7:54 PM EDT
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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I feel I speak for most when I say: make that fleshlight a thing. I want to put it on proud display on top of the toy chest, and will pay handsomely. Please respond forthwith.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

ooo i was doing it wrong ok from now i will stay in drugs and dont do school


Rated 4 / 5 stars

i gave myself thrush cultivating fungus in one of those things, i swore to never use one again... but that 'Watching your hamburgers' one is so hipster i might have to buy one, almost no one will get it!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

zone is life zone is love


Rated 4 / 5 stars

May i have one if i live in Mexico?