Be a Supporter!

Credits & Info

May 10, 2014 | 8:04 PM EDT
  • Underdog of the Week May 14, 2014
  • Daily 4th Place May 12, 2014

If you liked this, check these out!

Author Comments

Version 1.0a comes with 140 possible words per section, over ten thousand combinations for your amusement. Feel free to share what you got!

Hit the "Get" button to get a piece of information. Once your fate is clear, you can reset and start over.

And remember; much like the reset button, your fate can be changed. Have fun!

This swf file is 917 Kb.

EDIT 3: 4th daily place, FRONTPAGED, AAAND Underdog of the week?!! Excellent! *Air Guitar* Thanks, everyone! I'll do even better next time!



Rated 4 / 5 stars

i am Micheal Steve
the abandoned Hero
my destiny is to give candy to Sauron's Panties
wish me luck guys


Rated 5 / 5 stars

im son ayanami the knightly raper. my destiny is to violently rape a pirate ship.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

What is this? I am Princess Chicken, the extreme priest, whose destiny is to have a tea party with Eagleland?
I want in on this shindig.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

You are Wilson Monkey-for-a-head, the sexiest Collectible Card. Your destiny is to draw penises on the police ..... epic


Rated 4 / 5 stars

You are
ToeJam LardMachine,
white-trash prince.
Your destiny is to
get eaten alive by hobos.

Haha... simple, I love it.