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Dropped a Steaming Grump (Easy) 5 Points "wat r u some kind of fukin egoraptor ripoff"
Minefucked (Easy) 5 Points "help i want to play online minecraft i have minecraft so help me connect to the server please!:D"
Dropped a Steaming Grump (Hard) 10 Points "I miss JonTron from being in Game grumps X_x"
Kamehamehack (Easy) 10 Points "I'll be back Kakadu kkk fagit lol"
Minefucked (Hard) 10 Points "HAHA! Awesome! Also the characters kinda like like mineblocks characters! :D"
Up the Bot (Easy) 10 Points "HOT AS IN REAL FUCKING LIFE!"
All Aboard the Meme Train (Easy) 25 Points "So le epic funny XDDDDDDDDDDD"
Kamehamehack (Hard) 25 Points "Haha I'm 47 and I'm watching this fuck yahhh. HaterZ"
Up the Bot (Hard) 25 Points "great. Now give her a huge icicle penis."
All Aboard the Meme Train (Hard) 50 Points "Animem Y U NO MEME ANIME?"
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Author Comments

I've fixed all the glitches I can find.
Whenever I fix one, 2 most likely pop up, so PM me if you find any more before reviewing it.
Thanks for bearing with me.

In the not so distant future, everybody's favorite flash portal circles the drain. It's up to P-bot to save Newgrounds in this epic arcade shooter from Manly Chicken and Pjorg! Featuring dope-ass cut scenes from special guest artists- as well as a facemelting soundtrack by Schlief!


W/UP ARROW/SPACE: Jump/Wall Jump/(HOLD) Hover
M: Mute
P/ESC: Pause



Rated 5 / 5 stars

The game was superb. Awesome music, crasy fast-paced gameplay.
Although, I have a few arguments with you:
1. Some grumps animation are made really good, and they are funny.
2.Some videogame parodies are awesome, especially Minecraft: The Noobs Adventure
3. What's wrong about tits?

Manly-Chicken responds:

1. I agree. There are some good ones. Though, most of them are garbage. They're also usually pretty limited/lazy animation too. Plus there's also far too many of them.
2. Again, there are good video game parodies, but there are far too many of them, and they all usually retread the same ground (the flappy bird pipes looking like mario pipes joke was made in at least 10 different flashes in 2 days).
3. Tits and hentai are fine. NG is about putting whatever you want on the portal and if you want to put naked chicks, fine. People gotta jack off. It's that putting tits in the thumbnail to attract views and relying on sex to carry your mediocre art/animation/game that's lazy.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

good game. got stuck after second boss, the screen just kept shaking and that was that. fun though, I especially like the cutscenes

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Manly-Chicken responds:

Thanks for the heads up.
I thought I fixed that glitch.
Should be fixed now.
You can start right from level 2 again too.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good gameplay, very interactive. Music is sweet. Nice simple story. I liked how it was fully incorporated with Newgrounds, high score, characters, medals.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

KILL FLAPPY BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rated 2 / 5 stars

It was kinda boring up until the vegeta boss (Where I gained an excuse for wall jumping)

Gameplay wise, the bosses seemed to be getting better. Sadly I had to stop playing as the game crashed after I beat the flying woman.

For me the game falls flat on the animations, a lot of them are just random shots at things that were popular a while back. They felt quite crude and seemed to make fun of stuff I generally like in a petty way (Some of the stuff is just based on opinion like the Dragonball-P stuff, I found the animation funny. While other stuff just repeats what half the internet says, it was actually quite rare for me to agree to it)

I do like the 'idea' of animations as it made me want to play on. I was sadly disappointed at it's execution... however the feel of the game was responsive and I had fun bouncing around on the walls avoiding vegeta's head/ a random floating lady! I would of given it more marks if it didn't crash/ the animations didn't get on my nerves every level.

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Manly-Chicken responds:

Did you try it on hard?