Ahoy, mateys! We be careenin' toward DailyToon #500 at an alarming rate and we're getting quite squiffy. All aboard our mighty vessel as we align our mizzenmast toward unclaimed waters.
At the helm, coxswain Retrosmash ditches his tankard of grog for a round of animated merriment. Jolly strumpet ThreeStar, spotted high in the crow's nest, is next up with an animation about "what it means to be a gost." Landlubber Khonjin even joins the frivolity with a toon that's bound to swab your poop deck.
Set your sail for tales of masturbation and grog at ye olde Star Syndicate. Scurvy-free since 2004.