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You are the guardian of this small girl. You must protect her from the darkness of the world, RAPE! Don't let the bad men get her! Click the baddies and protect her until the end of days.*
Play in Google Chrome to hear music and audio.**
*Disclaimer: Rape is a serious crime! Dindie Games, its affiliates, and staff DO NOT encourage, approve of, or conduct rape / molestation of any kind. This game was made to be humorous. Be smart and obey the law.
**Google and its affiliates are in no way affiliated in the design, development, production, or publication of this game. There is a bug where the audio files will only play in the Google Chrome web browser.