I cant pass a single ring! What the Hell!?

Pooptastic! Never ONCE have I had more fun droppin' the kids off at the pool!!!

This seems too much like flappy birds

1-star means "you make poop look good". Never in NG history, has such a literal rating been possible.

Imitation can sometimes be flattery. In this case, I feel like you made something cute and funny, but I hope you didn't spend too much time on it.

I would give you 100 stars for the biting social commentary, but I think that this event in human history will soon be over.

I'm glad you had a chance to practice your flash skills.

When employing scatological humor, I've fond that rather than using blocky fonts as you did, to make feces-shaped letters.

You did a very good job balancing the poop humor with the audience age. Specifically, do kept it cute and funny. Other, less discerning programmers would be tempted to have splattering poop, different densities of poop (a range, from diarrhea to soft, to sold poops), perhaps animated anii (is that the correct plural for anus?), or other, more raunchy humor.

Personally, I think you could have skipped the blocky, big-pixel nintendo look.

You know what, on second thought, you get 4 stars. The 1 star (you make poop look good) is appropriate, but the effort and the perfection of scatological humor deserves a higher score.

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P.S. Am I the only middle-aged, college graduate that can never remember how to spell diherria... diareah... diarrea... dierrea, diarea, diherrea, hiarrda.. diarrhea ? Even spell check doesn't often figure out what I'm trying to type!

I Don't even wanna say how to make this game better because it was just...I don't even know did play like that certain flappy games congrats on that but maybe a different theme would make the game better...