Credits & Info

Feb 8, 2014 | 2:48 AM EST

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Author Comments

Runner-up of the first official "Direct a Sex Kitten Game" contest. Nice work, stupp! Here's hoping you take part in the next contest!


The story (or miserable excuse for one)

It's yet another perfect day in the nameless city where our idiot hero and his batshit-insane protagonist girlfriend Slutty McSlut lives in.

Without warning, our hero is sent out to find couch-food as Slutty McSlut's favorite TV Show "Speeddrawing Hentai" is coming up! Are you a bad enough dude to get what you want, when the last place you knew that sells takeaway food has been shot to pieces by an angry squid because they sold seafood?!

(out of breath)
Damn, long lines are hard...

File size: 5.18Mb
Because NG doesn't display that anymore for some reason.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

pretty sure I just had a nostalgasm

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Love these games the humor is amazing, and its over all fun. I hope you keep it up :D

YomToxic responds:

Sure will! Look forward to more!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

ive been looking for this song for at least five years what is it?

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YomToxic responds:

music 1 is
music 2 is omnibus by dj encore.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

In case anyone was still curious channel 3 is a Photoshopped version of episode 6 from Gargantia

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome and Nostalgic!

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