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Feb 8, 2014 | 2:48 AM EST

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Runner-up of the first official "Direct a Sex Kitten Game" contest. Nice work, stupp! Here's hoping you take part in the next contest!

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The story (or miserable excuse for one)

It's yet another perfect day in the nameless city where our idiot hero and his batshit-insane protagonist girlfriend Slutty McSlut lives in.

Without warning, our hero is sent out to find couch-food as Slutty McSlut's favorite TV Show "Speeddrawing Hentai" is coming up! Are you a bad enough dude to get what you want, when the last place you knew that sells takeaway food has been shot to pieces by an angry squid because they sold seafood?!

(out of breath)
Damn, long lines are hard...

File size: 5.18Mb
Because NG doesn't display that anymore for some reason.

Reviews


NekoMikaNekoMika

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very nicely put together runner-up game. I like how the mechanics are the same as other games and the silly things some people in the game say are good to read.

The story line is simple but who would have guessed getting a tv dinner would have been that expensive?! Thankfully giving them a diamond from that science experiment makes it next to nothing and helps please your girlfriend once more.

The graphics were nice. The only thing that seemed a bit off was the Beachgoer girl's right eye being slightly closed. The cat girl you encounter was pretty cute and cheery. I found the watermelons were also nicely drawn and a nice funny part for the plot.

The music was nice and they looped perfectly. The tune really fit the game too.

Overall, this game was great, excellent work.

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ltmittensltmittens

Rated 3 / 5 stars

music is omnibus by dj encore


YomToxic responds:

You have my most humblest thanks.


SzpilmanSzpilman

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Exelent game, and the hentay of the chanel 3 is.......?


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YomToxic responds:

I was hoping someone would find it for me...


CyberdevilCyberdevil

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Woo, the great will of Macrocosm from Excel Saga! That'd be the last person I expect to stumble upon a dark alleyway. This was a fun adventure, can't say the pixelish hentai images were the most rewarding (some really are rather bad quality too) but the game itself was a fun adventure, takes me back to old kinds and all the oldskool hentai quests like this, with a twist for the random and creatively entertaining! Like that perfectly symmetrical boiled egg, that cracked me up yolk. :P

I'd say the only things that need improving in this game are the images. The controls are easy to understand, the dialog's crazy and entertaining, the music catchy, the sceneries/characters etc random and familiar, from a myriad of anime series I have and haven't seen. Thanks for a fun venture and knack of nostalgia!

-cd-


YomToxic responds:

"takes me back to old kinds and all the oldskool hentai quests like this"

This is what I truly wanted to achieve.


kammare214kammare214

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Name of song?