***quick warning for stupid people, use the arrow keys to move around the map***
There, we made a reasonable game. A monotonous, dull, full of bugs but reasonable game. Most of everything is explained in the help section, but I can't stress one thing enough; IF YOU HAVE A CRAPPY COMPUTER TURN IT TO LOW QUALITY. Otherwise we'll get 50 reviews from people bitching about jerky/laggy controls, and no one wants that.
With regard to the reviews, please be as scathing as you desire (like you need to be prompted), we know about all the bugs in the game and are more than willing to give 'reasonable' 'explanations' for them. We fight criticism with witticisms, so have at you.