This movie deserves a bit more credit than it's getting. The "story" and the voices are absolutely chuckle-worthy. The only thing this animation is lacking... is, well... animation. The still frames are comical and appropriate for each character.
While I do't expect this getting a 3+ I do have to say it deserves a slightly bit higher.
Newgrounds is a harsh judge these days. Shit like this 6 years ago would have been comedy gold.