Nice concept but once you get to collecting 500 coins it gets boring. The idea is novel at first but doesn't have much mileage. I wouldn't buy it but I enjoyed the 5 minutes I played before I lost interest.
Don't Move
January 7, 2014 –January 6, 2020
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
Author Comments
Don't Move starts simply: move left or right. But as you try -- and as you fail -- to move, you unlock more of the game's mechanisms. With each new element comes new challenges and more rewards!
Use left and right or A and D to move. Press P to toggle pause. This game saves your progress automatically.
Volume control is with +/- and you can mute with 0 (zero).
Note: If you can't reach 100%, you're missing something!
If you enjoyed this game, please consider buying it or the soundtrack:
http://steverichey.com/dontmove/
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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=237086399
Reviews
Dear god, its madness again, if your burn this game in enternal hell I promise ill keep praying even more. and creator, why? why would you troll us like this? sit in the corner and think about your life... or make a better game...
Buggy.
0.5/10
Nice effort. Just not entertaining.
This game, sucks.
Story
There is none, but who needs story?
Music
The music is the same Ancient Ruins theme looping over and over again. It is cool at first, but after you've been wasting more time then you should of with this horrible game it starts to give you a headache. God dammit, shut up! Open up your other browser, mute the one you're using to play this piece of crap, and put on some Aerosmith. Or just use iTunes or something, anything to avoid this crappy music.
Controls
The controls work. They're pretty fluent, actually, but moving is delayed a bit.
Gameplay
This is the game's pure shit factor. The goal is to waste time moving around, doing stuff to unlock more stuff. It's pretty fun at first, but after you've been playing for a while it gets extremely boring. You unlock more mechanics until you can't unlock anymore, sometimes to advance the goal is to get more trophies, or medals, or Zeniths. And once you get to the Zeniths, the game is extremely boring. The goals you need to complete take way too long, are outrageously impossible/boring, and they don't unlock any new mechanics or anything interesting. You can also get coins, but once you have gotten 2 zeniths you can barely even move the character before he dies. This slows down Zeniths, and speeds up other Zeniths, what a shit load of fuck.
Overall: 1.5 Stars
No, this game is worse then Cookie Clicker. It's boring, it sucks, and it should not be played. I'd rather play Big Rigs Over The Road racing then play this horrible flash game. Final Verdict: It sucks, and the creator should be ashamed of himself for creating a boring mess.
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- Score
- 2.82 / 5.00