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Dakimakura for Christmas

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Comedy - Parody

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Dec 24, 2013 | 10:17 PM EST
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In this parody of the classic Christmas number "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas", Cuthwald embraces his inner weeaboo and inner brony (and outer waifu pillow).

Animation by Cybersp0nge
Music from Karaoke Diamonds



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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I can't believe I'm reviewing this, but it is pretty damned funny, and I'm pretty damned bored, so here goes...

I used to be a brony, myself - had about four years under my belt, before it got old - so I get some of the more esoteric brony jokes in this. Most of them are pretty funny, but some of them just make this flash that much harder to watch. I literally said "ew" aloud, like, twenty times while watching this. Now, that said, it certainly didn't make me enjoy this any less. The dicks, cum, and general clop shit bordered on gratuitous, but it was at least well-timed, so I GUESS I won't knock off any points for it.

Some of my favorite parts were the fedora (especially because I just remembered I own one), Lauren Faust's reaction to Cuthwald's Dashie-makura, and the Applejack "background pony" gag. The ending was also fucking hilarious. I'm not THAT familiar with the original song, but I feel like you got the meter, rhythm, and whatnot pretty down-pat for a parody, which is always admirable.

In short: I can't believe I like this, but I do. Also, kudos for being able to search through all that clop art just to get background images for your flash. I could never have done that.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love you whoever made this

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

The thing I find satisfying is when he got arrested at the end, that part made me laugh while the rest rest board me out because I'm actually not a clopper


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm a brony and I can't stop laughing long enough to feel offended by this.

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