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Nov 7, 2013 | 12:17 PM EST

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Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
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Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!


MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
JUMP: Up Arrow key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.



Rated 2 / 5 stars

too hard game
aint sucking up u bosses

deathink responds:

Too hard! What?! You sholuld try out "real mode " then :)


Rated 2 / 5 stars

all well done (sound, graphics, voiceacting) but making a game hard does not mean, making it unfair! no checkpoints with that crontroll scheme? i stopped playing after like times dying!

deathink responds:

You don't save check points, but you level up... making it more easy to get farther.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

The green ghost room is where I give up. Its ok I guess.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

i was hoping there would be a cheakpoint after reaching Alucard... of course not. the controls are sticky the layout is unforgiving, overall, id rather just watch the cutscenes on youtube for that glorious Johnny utah humor

fuck this
tip to those who bother; as soon as the game starts jump three times

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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Sigh... this game has so much potential. Yet it is just plain broken.

You push the left arrow key to attack. The ghosts are impossible to kill. You walk into the next area and immediately fall into a crusher. The music gives the feeling of wading through a pool of syrup, and your character moves slower than if he really was wading through syrup. On top of that, the game has nothing to do with the original Flash animation, which I really liked, by the way, so got my hopes up for nothing. On top of THAT, there are no checkpoints, so if you screw up, you have to start all the way from the beginning. On top of THAT, the game DOES NOT SAVE. Sure, you can start the game off from the level you just reached, but if you take a break and close the window, it brings you back down to LEVEL ONE.

This could have been an awesome game, if it weren't so horribly made.

deathink responds:

Okay , its a little less hard now :) I made an update.