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Asslevania: SOTB

rated 4.09 / 5 stars
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Nov 7, 2013 | 12:17 PM EST

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Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!


MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
JUMP: Up Arrow key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

A funny little game. A bit short if you're any good at that sort of thing. It REALLY should say in the game itself that x and z are your attacks. It's in your text description under author comments but I was really pi$$ed off hitting every key on the keyboard trying to get it to do SOME sort of attack, trying to vanquish those stupid plantman zombies instead of trying to dodge them (and of course there would have been no beating the boss at the end without any attacks even if I had made a pacifist run through the whole game up until then). About that, the final boss was way too easy. Especially after he turned into a giant campy horror naked woman. After the "final transformation" bosses are supposed to get HARDER to deal with, not easier, and it was super-easy. But it was adequate. You make it too hard, and your viewers won't play it or finish it I guess. And I'm not enthusiastic about bothering with the other modes having won it at cupcake level or to try to get any more medals/achievements than the bare minimum I got as a side-effect of winning the game, so it's not really an amazing thing in any case, but it seems to be functional and nothing is worse than a seriously buggy program so I can't give it any less than a 4. I liked how Dracula was on the phone and would have probably rather not have had any sort of violent conflict if the "hero" who burst in on him hadn't been so enthusiastic. I guess all the video game bosses hang out together and go bowling or something.

Somehow I suspect sexualobster's statement at the end that a sequel was already in the making was not true then and even less true now. By the way, are you aware that the tag you have for this is currently "alacard" instead of "alucard" which is dracula backwards properly? Not that I suspect a lot of searches for "alucard" are made either but it's just sloppy.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

4 out of 5 stars for me. I rate games based on their own Merit though, so I'll just say right now this is better than 95 percent of the other games on this site. I liked the music, found the cupcake difficulty very castlevania-esque, and thought the humor was great.

Right now I say it's a good game, not a great one, because it's a bit too short and there's a few "dick moves" that get pulled on you. More on that below. Though if a later version or something opens up those doors or does something with that empty tower that would be the way to go. I would like to see a castle warp system instead of the checkpoints, and some mini-bosses to really fill out the game.

It is good. I found the difficulty a little irritating at first, but once I adapted it was fine. Honestly, with the way the candles gave out stars I thought it was a little easy other than the part with the green ghosts. I beat the final boss, but I'll be honest, I don't know what I did. First time around I couldn't seem to hurt it, and second time around I just survived until I got a free kill or something. It was funny though.

I'm not sure what problems other people are having with the controls, they seemed fine to me. I liked the music, and the comedy. I think for the length of the game the comedy was about right. If it was longer I'd like a bit more to break up some of the traveling.

As for the part I referred to up above as "dick moves", there were three really. Two were in the same hallway were if you moved forward as you entered from either end you fell into a blade. I fell into a blade before I even knew what was happening the first time, and it was a bit tricky to avoid from then on. The other one was that first green ghost, since he spawns very close and meant I was guaranteed to lose some life to cross. On the one hand, it felt a bit old school that way, but on the other hand, it wasn't any fun to have happen.

The music was very fitting and I liked it. I had no complaints about the music or sound effects, which is more than I can say for some Castlevania games actually.

Overall, this is a very well made game and it's obvious you put a lot of hard work into it, and that deserves to be recognized. I'll be looking forward to your next one.


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Rated 4 / 5 stars

this game is pretty good but i have to say why did their have to be a little dude


Rated 4 / 5 stars

My only genuine problems are that the ghost is broken, its been programmed to actually fly on to the sprite and go dormant so and when it does, its guaranteed damage so it accounts for many cheap, annoying deaths... and some of the solutions to obsticals seem to favor the lazy, like the upside down crushing blocks, you can just slide through the chain rarther that it being any harder than the normal crushing block from the first levels, other than that great visuals, good voice acting as to be expected from rice pirate, sexuallobster and johnny, good job!

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

This game looks pretty alright for what it was going for, but I think it could have got a better rating out of me if it wasn't to excruciatingly hard, I give it a 4 because it's hilarious but it has some problems, and it reminds me of a series I watched on Netflix.

I forgot the name of the series but it was pixelated just like this and it was about game developing, I think the name also had "monkey" in it, but I could be wrong. If anyone knows what it is, please message me.

I feel so god damn useless when I see things as funny as that and can't remember their names!

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