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Nov 7, 2013 | 12:17 PM EST

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Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
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Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
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Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!


MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
JUMP: Up Arrow key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Aww, common, no checkpoints? I think you should have checkpoints. Like, every door you enter should be a check point. And I think you should make upgrades. I know the whole upgrade concept kind of gets annoying, because you don't know what to "spend" your "money" on, but I think it would be cool with this game. Other than that, this game is wonderful, so I'll give you four stars. Trust me, it would be five if you added upgrades and checkpoints


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very enjoyable, but I have no idea how to defeat Dracula's sexy, sexy final form. I get there, then BAM, BAT TO THE FACE!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

how many stars are required for level 5


Rated 4 / 5 stars

great use of castlevania mechanics, though while playing the game, i encountered some bugs that, while not necessarily "game-breaking" per se, did cause the game to be a lot simpler than you probably had intended it to be. a couple of these glitches were;

-being able to throw a cross to the right without a star cost by hitting "R" (usually happened after i [Command+R] reloaded the game)
-(i exploited the hell out of this one without realizing it was a glitch) at some point in the game, i found that i was able to do the "slide jump" whilst mid-air, i got past most of the difficult bits in the game by simply triple-jumping, then doing a slide-jump while still in the air. not sure how i triggered it though

looking forward to this "sequel", should it actually be a thing, and not just a clever jab at the fact that there are dozens of Castlevania games, despite the fact you kill Dracula in practically all of them.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

4 out of 5 stars for me. I rate games based on their own Merit though, so I'll just say right now this is better than 95 percent of the other games on this site. I liked the music, found the cupcake difficulty very castlevania-esque, and thought the humor was great.

Right now I say it's a good game, not a great one, because it's a bit too short and there's a few "dick moves" that get pulled on you. More on that below. Though if a later version or something opens up those doors or does something with that empty tower that would be the way to go. I would like to see a castle warp system instead of the checkpoints, and some mini-bosses to really fill out the game.

It is good. I found the difficulty a little irritating at first, but once I adapted it was fine. Honestly, with the way the candles gave out stars I thought it was a little easy other than the part with the green ghosts. I beat the final boss, but I'll be honest, I don't know what I did. First time around I couldn't seem to hurt it, and second time around I just survived until I got a free kill or something. It was funny though.

I'm not sure what problems other people are having with the controls, they seemed fine to me. I liked the music, and the comedy. I think for the length of the game the comedy was about right. If it was longer I'd like a bit more to break up some of the traveling.

As for the part I referred to up above as "dick moves", there were three really. Two were in the same hallway were if you moved forward as you entered from either end you fell into a blade. I fell into a blade before I even knew what was happening the first time, and it was a bit tricky to avoid from then on. The other one was that first green ghost, since he spawns very close and meant I was guaranteed to lose some life to cross. On the one hand, it felt a bit old school that way, but on the other hand, it wasn't any fun to have happen.

The music was very fitting and I liked it. I had no complaints about the music or sound effects, which is more than I can say for some Castlevania games actually.

Overall, this is a very well made game and it's obvious you put a lot of hard work into it, and that deserves to be recognized. I'll be looking forward to your next one.


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