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Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
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Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
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Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.
http://www.newgrounds.com/projects/games/704139/preview

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!

THANK YOU RICEPIRATE JOHNNYUTAH and SEXUAL-LOBSTER

CONTROLS----------------------------------------------------------------
MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
USE WHIP: X Key
JUMP: Up Arrow key
HOLY CROSS: Z Key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.

Reviews


james-pinfoldjames-pinfold

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very enjoyable, but I have no idea how to defeat Dracula's sexy, sexy final form. I get there, then BAM, BAT TO THE FACE!



maxhack10maxhack10

Rated 4 / 5 stars

how many stars are required for level 5



BlackReaper133BlackReaper133

Rated 4 / 5 stars

great use of castlevania mechanics, though while playing the game, i encountered some bugs that, while not necessarily "game-breaking" per se, did cause the game to be a lot simpler than you probably had intended it to be. a couple of these glitches were;

-being able to throw a cross to the right without a star cost by hitting "R" (usually happened after i [Command+R] reloaded the game)
-(i exploited the hell out of this one without realizing it was a glitch) at some point in the game, i found that i was able to do the "slide jump" whilst mid-air, i got past most of the difficult bits in the game by simply triple-jumping, then doing a slide-jump while still in the air. not sure how i triggered it though

looking forward to this "sequel", should it actually be a thing, and not just a clever jab at the fact that there are dozens of Castlevania games, despite the fact you kill Dracula in practically all of them.


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Lasher14Lasher14

Rated 4 / 5 stars

4 out of 5 stars for me. I rate games based on their own Merit though, so I'll just say right now this is better than 95 percent of the other games on this site. I liked the music, found the cupcake difficulty very castlevania-esque, and thought the humor was great.

Right now I say it's a good game, not a great one, because it's a bit too short and there's a few "dick moves" that get pulled on you. More on that below. Though if a later version or something opens up those doors or does something with that empty tower that would be the way to go. I would like to see a castle warp system instead of the checkpoints, and some mini-bosses to really fill out the game.

It is good. I found the difficulty a little irritating at first, but once I adapted it was fine. Honestly, with the way the candles gave out stars I thought it was a little easy other than the part with the green ghosts. I beat the final boss, but I'll be honest, I don't know what I did. First time around I couldn't seem to hurt it, and second time around I just survived until I got a free kill or something. It was funny though.

I'm not sure what problems other people are having with the controls, they seemed fine to me. I liked the music, and the comedy. I think for the length of the game the comedy was about right. If it was longer I'd like a bit more to break up some of the traveling.

As for the part I referred to up above as "dick moves", there were three really. Two were in the same hallway were if you moved forward as you entered from either end you fell into a blade. I fell into a blade before I even knew what was happening the first time, and it was a bit tricky to avoid from then on. The other one was that first green ghost, since he spawns very close and meant I was guaranteed to lose some life to cross. On the one hand, it felt a bit old school that way, but on the other hand, it wasn't any fun to have happen.

The music was very fitting and I liked it. I had no complaints about the music or sound effects, which is more than I can say for some Castlevania games actually.

Overall, this is a very well made game and it's obvious you put a lot of hard work into it, and that deserves to be recognized. I'll be looking forward to your next one.

Thanks.


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chipipongchipipong

Rated 4 / 5 stars

this game is pretty good but i have to say why did their have to be a little dude