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Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!


MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
JUMP: Up Arrow key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

great use of castlevania mechanics, though while playing the game, i encountered some bugs that, while not necessarily "game-breaking" per se, did cause the game to be a lot simpler than you probably had intended it to be. a couple of these glitches were;

-being able to throw a cross to the right without a star cost by hitting "R" (usually happened after i [Command+R] reloaded the game)
-(i exploited the hell out of this one without realizing it was a glitch) at some point in the game, i found that i was able to do the "slide jump" whilst mid-air, i got past most of the difficult bits in the game by simply triple-jumping, then doing a slide-jump while still in the air. not sure how i triggered it though

looking forward to this "sequel", should it actually be a thing, and not just a clever jab at the fact that there are dozens of Castlevania games, despite the fact you kill Dracula in practically all of them.

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

Pretty good... I don't think the platforming is particularly challenging, but the controls make the experience much more painful than it needs to be, especially since there's no left-handed option. Mapping something besides movement to the arrow keys just feels dirty.

deathink responds:

Hahaha, I just use a game pad usually.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

So far so good, only a few rooms in. Kinda missed the fact that I could multi jump, was thinking from the fact of castlevania it had to be unlocked.

does need a 'skip the opening video' button, isstarting to get annoying.

deathink responds:

You can skip any movie by pressing enter. :)


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Big fan of the Castlevania games and this does a great job in doing justice to the game with your own style. Challenging in a fun way, though I admit it will take me a while to move on to the other modes. Gave me more than a few chuckles, can't wait to see what other hidden giggles are laying around. I wish I could say more or give you something to improve on but I'm a little busy having my ass handed to me. Oh my, that was a little punny XD.

deathink responds:

Hahaha, yeah... if a game isn't hard, it isn't usually worth my time.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

(Luckily, I managed to find the egg eater to change the game music to the music of Castlevania)

Well, in general is very good. I liked the music and especially the graphics.

However, you should reset these controls. You should by "WASD" and not "A + right and left" Another thing, you should create a menu showing the controls. It took me a long time to realize that in the description, say how to make a slide :L

Btw, a pause button would be great.


deathink responds:

Yeah I just fixed them controls, and it does say how to slide right in the begining tips, but I guess some people missed that. Thanks for your review :D