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Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.
http://www.newgrounds.com/projects/games/704139/preview

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!

THANK YOU RICEPIRATE JOHNNYUTAH and SEXUAL-LOBSTER

CONTROLS----------------------------------------------------------------
MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
USE WHIP: X Key
JUMP: Up Arrow key
HOLY CROSS: Z Key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.

Reviews


NeverThatNeverThat

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 7, 2013

how do you kill the "tits"?
also is it a glitch if you hit "R" you get a free cross throw?


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deathink responds:

That should be fixed now... as for the boobies... just keep slapping them!


SpectrenceSpectrence

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars November 7, 2013

Not sure if I can say "fun game" since it was a borrowed scenario, but it was definitely a fun parody and well designed game. My only complaint would have to be that the attack controls did not feel very intuitive at all. Maybe it was just me but using left and right to attack was really messing with my head there.



NHPhillipsNHPhillips

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 7, 2013

Well done guys, it's a ton of fun so far. Also extremely funny... and really hard >.<. But I'm enjoying myself.



VorpikeVorpike

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars November 7, 2013

Nothing special, but this one's an especially well programmed and drawn platformer...just didn't last me a level, and there's a bug (or exploit) where you press r to shoot a free star to the right. The game itself is a bit slow...I hate platformers where you have to wait for the right time to do something, especially if that right time takes a while to come, like the floating monsters, I had to wait for them to pass at least 3 times before I strike...over and over again.


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BlackReaper133BlackReaper133

Rated 4 / 5 stars November 7, 2013

great use of castlevania mechanics, though while playing the game, i encountered some bugs that, while not necessarily "game-breaking" per se, did cause the game to be a lot simpler than you probably had intended it to be. a couple of these glitches were;

-being able to throw a cross to the right without a star cost by hitting "R" (usually happened after i [Command+R] reloaded the game)
-(i exploited the hell out of this one without realizing it was a glitch) at some point in the game, i found that i was able to do the "slide jump" whilst mid-air, i got past most of the difficult bits in the game by simply triple-jumping, then doing a slide-jump while still in the air. not sure how i triggered it though

looking forward to this "sequel", should it actually be a thing, and not just a clever jab at the fact that there are dozens of Castlevania games, despite the fact you kill Dracula in practically all of them.


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