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Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.
http://www.newgrounds.com/projects/games/704139/preview

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!

THANK YOU RICEPIRATE JOHNNYUTAH and SEXUAL-LOBSTER

CONTROLS----------------------------------------------------------------
MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
USE WHIP: X Key
JUMP: Up Arrow key
HOLY CROSS: Z Key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.

Reviews


DonnyiscoolDonnyiscool

Rated 2 / 5 stars

I guess its nice that level ups carry over but I would have preferred the game to be more balanced and have better flow. Its way too easy to get into a chain of damage and gameover. The awkwardly laid out controls don't help matters either. Being short or a gag game doesn't really excuse any of the thoughtless design or cheaper bits.


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DesuDemonDesuDemon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Those ghost things are bullshit!
haha after I beat this game I thought i was so fucking amazing that i made a goddamned account I have been browsing newgrounds for years. I loved it you couldnt have done anything better I have a few questions Is there any way to get in the blue green Giygas looking doors? i thought this was hilarious great job.


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deathink responds:

In Pt 2 you will be able to.


RammsteinLockRammsteinLock

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Fix the controls. They are way to difficult and ridiculous.


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EdizonPlazma95EdizonPlazma95

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You should put a Maria mode :|,I really miss her u.u



Nicholasryan17Nicholasryan17

Rated 3 / 5 stars

This game had a lot of potential. The game itself is solid. Learn the mechanics and get a little farther each time. It definitely appealed to the Castlevania fan in me. And then the rest of the game happened.

No checkpoints in the slightest, a confusing leveling system where I seem to randomly level up once every ten deaths, unkillable ghost enemies that react strange and essentially ruin the entire game, incredibly slow movement speed, and no upgrades make this a poor mock of what Castlevania is. Even the original Castlevanias were easier and more fun.

Also, making me go through the same area fifty times in a row to increase play time does not make me want to play the game. Hell Dark Souls is one of the hardest games out there and it at least has an okay checkpoint system. This could've been pretty great but it falls flat quickly


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deathink responds:

There is a check point, but it takes a little thinking to figure out. Other than that I didn't think a game that was only 3 mins long really needed much more check points than that. Anyway, thanks for the review. And I would stay away from real mode if cupcake mode game you any trouble.