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Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.
http://www.newgrounds.com/projects/games/704139/preview

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!

THANK YOU RICEPIRATE JOHNNYUTAH and SEXUAL-LOBSTER

CONTROLS----------------------------------------------------------------
MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
USE WHIP: X Key
JUMP: Up Arrow key
HOLY CROSS: Z Key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.

Reviews


ChamoisChamois

Rated 4 / 5 stars

My only genuine problems are that the ghost is broken, its been programmed to actually fly on to the sprite and go dormant so and when it does, its guaranteed damage so it accounts for many cheap, annoying deaths... and some of the solutions to obsticals seem to favor the lazy, like the upside down crushing blocks, you can just slide through the chain rarther that it being any harder than the normal crushing block from the first levels, other than that great visuals, good voice acting as to be expected from rice pirate, sexuallobster and johnny, good job!


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MadwonMadwon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

IT was said already. IF you can't beat the game on Cupcake..you might as well quit now. Cause when you only have 1 hit in Real mode...you're really gonna get upset. XD
Thanks for leaving me in a shivering thumbsucking state like Castlevania 3 did to me back in the day. XD I DEMAND A GAME GENIE !!! hahaha.
Good Retro Fun Guys !



HaaldenHaalden

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I only played for like 5 mins before my first death, but I can already tell this game is just going to be fantastic.



MindrakerMindraker

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Well! Only having FIVE BULLETS certainly puts a damper on things!



ljdartenljdarten

Rated 3 / 5 stars

if the point was to recreate the frustration of the original castlevania, you nailed it. i really want to love it, it's really well done for the most part, it but it just gets too irritating to play for very long.