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Asslevania: SOTB

rated 4.09 / 5 stars
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Nov 7, 2013 | 12:17 PM EST

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Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!


MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
JUMP: Up Arrow key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Deserves a 5/5 just for the classiness of the dialogue

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

This game looks pretty alright for what it was going for, but I think it could have got a better rating out of me if it wasn't to excruciatingly hard, I give it a 4 because it's hilarious but it has some problems, and it reminds me of a series I watched on Netflix.

I forgot the name of the series but it was pixelated just like this and it was about game developing, I think the name also had "monkey" in it, but I could be wrong. If anyone knows what it is, please message me.

I feel so god damn useless when I see things as funny as that and can't remember their names!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Thank you for this awesome game and [beep] you for scare me with that face. lol :D


Rated 3 / 5 stars

I Like the game. The controls are a little unresponsive at times but otherwise pretty fluid, Only thing I'm annoyed with is the time trial. First time I beat it was 1:24 (lots of triple jump. Skipping the first section via a double jump at the spawn. and a shitload of crosses (level 4) And didn't get the acheivement. Is it bugged right now?

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very enjoyable, but I have no idea how to defeat Dracula's sexy, sexy final form. I get there, then BAM, BAT TO THE FACE!

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