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Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.
http://www.newgrounds.com/projects/games/704139/preview

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!

THANK YOU RICEPIRATE JOHNNYUTAH and SEXUAL-LOBSTER

CONTROLS----------------------------------------------------------------
MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
USE WHIP: X Key
JUMP: Up Arrow key
HOLY CROSS: Z Key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.

Reviews


DaesirDaesir

Rated 1 / 5 stars

The controls are way too unresponsive for this game to be fun for more than 2 minutes. I really would like to see more, but it's infuriating when directional/jumping controls randomly decide to not work... all the time. Still, the first few screens seemed fun.



tanikozo1tanikozo1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The game is very fun overall.I like the main theme and the good looking visuals.The gameplat was a little hard at first but when you get the hang out of it...IT GETS SUPER FRICKIN FUN.



Carlos390Carlos390

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Rice Pirate + JohnnyUtah + Sexual-Lobster

Is it Christmas already?


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monpekokeromonpekokero

Rated 4 / 5 stars

There are certain points in the game where I can't jump. I can do everything but jump. It happens randomly. Wasn't happening a day ago.


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Gamez1985Gamez1985

Rated 5 / 5 stars

PERFECT GAME!!

(Please read, because I have a feeling the creators won't care about this comment, and I would really appreciate someone taking 30 minutes to fix something.)
Like I said in the video comments for the video of Asslvania, the theme that loops at the end of the Asslvania video (not this game, the 'video!') plays during the credits perfectly. But the mp3 of this games theme, when you download it from newgrounds, has a moment at the beginning of the track where the music's volume is lower, and then peaks back to the normal volume for the rest of the song. This isn't 'wrong' in some music, but when something is supposed to loop, it makes a terribly notable mess up in the song, and it bothers my ears. I would reeeeeally like if you guys would re-upload a version of the theme's mp3 where the entire track has the same volume.

Why didn't you make an entire 3 minute version of the song? If you were going to just make a 1 minute loop, then it should have at least all been the same volume. It's so noticeable it makes it un-enjoyable for me. PLEASE upload a version of the Asslvania theme that loops, without noticeable differences in volume from the beginning of the track to the end, so it loops properly.

Other than my complaint about the song upload (which didn't affect my rating of this game) I LOVE IT! 100 out of 100. A 'perfect game' does not mean it is part of the impossible standards of a hypothetical idiot who thinks 'perfection' cannot be achieved in reality. A "perfect game" is one without faults, like glitches, bad control/handling, has good replay value, and music. Basically, the elements in-which it was meant for are properly utilized to the fullest of their NEED for the package to be 'complete.'

By the logic of a person who knows what it means to develop a video game, THIS IS A PERFECT GAME. I love it!


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