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Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.
http://www.newgrounds.com/projects/games/704139/preview

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!

THANK YOU RICEPIRATE JOHNNYUTAH and SEXUAL-LOBSTER

CONTROLS----------------------------------------------------------------
MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
USE WHIP: X Key
JUMP: Up Arrow key
HOLY CROSS: Z Key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.

Reviews


m24bmm24bm

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 23, 2014

That Goddamned piece of ASS green ghost can suck a large pile or donkey balls dipped in shit


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StrikeDOMXIStrikeDOMXI

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 10, 2014

even more castlevania than konami's castlevania, sorry i meant asslevania



heatmaster28heatmaster28

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 5, 2014

Very awesome! It's challenging, but very doable, even real mode (felt like a champ beating it). Helpful tip for anyone out there: use slide often.
I think there's a bug on Medal_10, when I activate the song, the achievement notice doesn't pop. Unless there's more than one secret song?


deathink responds:

There is more than one song. Thanks for the review man, I am glad you liked it :)


KadishaKadisha

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 23, 2014

This is simply, plainly AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


deathink responds:

Thanks... it means a lot to me :3


HunterStudiosHunterStudios

Rated 3 / 5 stars June 11, 2014

I like the game but I didn't get too far into it before I got annoyed at the obstacles right after I walk through a door. Those felt more like cheap shots to me and took me out of the game. I do like the look and feel of the game and the humor is nice.