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Asslevania: SOTB

rated 4.09 / 5 stars
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Nov 7, 2013 | 12:17 PM EST

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Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!


MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
JUMP: Up Arrow key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

It's a really good game, just too short haha, though it had moar lvls or something, how can people play this 1 hour? i played it 15 minutes and beat it :/

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Symphony of the butt? Where's the butt? :(

"Butt" anyway, I enjoyed playing a good "old-school" game :)

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Just finished your game ! :)
It took me a good hour of fun, and it wasn't too much difficult.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

GREAT GAME!!! that titty jiggle so random...questions though...what are those barriers and how do i get past them, and why i real mode so hard... only complant is that the hints are useless and other than that 10/10


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

pretty cool short game still trying to defeat dracula and now I will have to get a video walkthough cuz I dunno if you gotta jiggle juggle Dracs bewbz to kill it or what cuz the red bats wont die. As for people stating that"there aren't check points", after you reach Dracula ( passing the green forever alone ghost )portals appear (3 of them) & you can skip ahead to the boss fight and after you beat the first form you beat the final form and if I beat Dracula he will shower in the douche of his own consecuences ... you gotta beat Dracula, Beat Dracula hard and good, thrusting your mettle inside the game and beat yourself in order to beat it ( ok I will stop now) I did try moving to another further part in the castle which proved to have nothing :( just a tall building with books... and Medussa heads.

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