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Asslevania: SOTB

rated 4.09 / 5 stars
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Nov 7, 2013 | 12:17 PM EST

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Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!


MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
JUMP: Up Arrow key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

The game started, I pressed the down arrow key to see what it did, and died. This was the best experience I've ever had with a game. I died as soon as I touched it. I'm going to play the game after typing this, and I can tell it will be great. Thank you for giving me that experience though. It was hilarious.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Epic game O_O


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fuck this game


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great game. Controls are good, very responsive. I don't why so many people complain about them. The same thing goes to difficulty. People are still complaining about it even with this nerfed version. New version is fine. It have the average difficulty. Real mode was challenging as it should be.
Voice acting is just superb. I really liked the pixel art. It's very detailed.
Medal names and edge detection could be improved. Frequently when landing on edge it move me away from it. It also work the second way. Frequently I'm moved up when jumping up and missing few pixels to edge.
I read you may release second game with same map (hence barriers). But it wasn't released because it grew to big. If the second game will have the same hero it'll be a waste of story. Because in this game we go from start to finish. So if next one will use same hero it'll be more of extension than second game.

P.S. I'm still missing the Medal_12: "Never alone...". If someone know how to get it I would love to get some help from you. (Hint preferable).

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pretty decent. I'm still stuck in the room with the green ghost and the two spinning blades, but if this is like any other style of old game, its trial and error. That ghost is nasty, but im determined to get past it. I dont think the section is about jumping the platforms to be honest.

It's a decent time waster and i like that you have a star cast of voice actors too, but perhaps the jokes could be a little better written out? I like its voiced, but the jokes seem a little to forced tbh, i know that sexual lobster is a little more fluent in his humor so maybe its just the few lines i've heard so far.

My only issues are with the movement system and enemy response time. It moves to slow to have a blur effect, response time for the ghosts, especially the green ghost, is just teeny bit to slow, i couldn't hit him with the flail either, but other than that, its a great game. Just a little critcism, compared to most games i've reviewed in the past.

Great job mate.

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