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Oct 29, 2013 | 11:50 AM EDT
  • Daily 3rd Place October 30, 2013

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Rafts 5 Points Destroy 75 rafts!
Swimming Birds 5 Points Kill 17 swimming birds!
Cavemen 10 Points Kill 200 Cavemen!
Crocodiles Limbs 10 Points Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Eggs 10 Points Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Fishes 10 Points Kill 500 fishes!
Flying Birds 10 Points Kill 40 flying birds!
Hippos 10 Points Kill 12 hippos!
Running Birds 10 Points Kill 35 running birds!
Shells 10 Points Crush 100 shells!
Spiders 10 Points Kill 6 giant spiders!
Dragonfly 25 Points Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
First Flying Reptile 25 Points Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Giant Turtle 25 Points Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Plesio Limbs 25 Points Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Second Flying Reptile 25 Points Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Third Flying Reptile 25 Points Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Trees 25 Points Crush 10 giant trees!

Author Comments

Caution: The game runs best with Chrome or Firefox!

For a long time it was thought that the dinosaur age came
to an end as a result of a meteor or ice age.
There is no longer a dispute, as the truth has come out
and it hurts like getting your leg chewed in half.
Shark ate the dinosaurs and shark eats your face.

Reviews


metagross96metagross96

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 9, 2013

bleh... scientifcly acurate ma ass....hippos are really old



kandeskandes

Rated 4 / 5 stars November 9, 2013

Wish there was a way to rebind keys, my keyboard's arrow keys are small and clunky , I would preffer this game(and probably would've gotten a much higher score) if I could re-bind the keys to WSAD and SPACE to attack.


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howwouldiknowhowwouldiknow

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 9, 2013

thank you....for further increasing my irrational fear of sharks, or at least rationalizing it i suppose


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AardwolfAardwolf

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 9, 2013

*Fake* bad review! (The 5 stars should give away that I liked the game)!

The game claims it's scientifically accurate, but it's not! Prehistoric humans did not live together with dinosaurs, and sharks could never throw boomerangs!! The graphics are ok but the game goes way too fast to actually see them!! There is no way to lose the game, no matter what you do you can always enter the waterfall and slay the boss!



gogoloalagogoloala

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 9, 2013

"Scientifically accurate"

Seems legit.