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Cooking Witch

rated 3.22 / 5 stars
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Oct 25, 2013 | 11:52 AM EDT

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In Cooking Witch you play as a witch flying to a party in the woods, abducting the children and cooking and eating them. You can upgrade your gear such as your broom, cauldron and equip hooks to be able to carry more children. Cook and eat as much meat as you can, but watch out for the angry Daddies or they will hunt you down!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh goodness, so morbid. XD
I actually really like this. As odd as that sounds. Despite the fact that you're flying around grabbing little children and throwing them in a pot to be eaten... Well... I haven't seen anything like it before. For me, this is original which adds to what I already like about it.
I actually /don't/ mind that you're eating children in this game because you -are- playing a character that is indeed not a human. I love kids but the way this worked out makes me laugh when I come back to play it and I itch for the next round as soon as the current one is over.
Good work. I think the only lag I've gotten is with the Cauldron and even then it doesn't really bug me.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

seems cool but too laggy to play!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

yay it came off but now its back. annnd the lagging has gone down or completly acually. i love this game.!!!! great work. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

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VaragtP responds:

Thanks :)


Rated 4 / 5 stars

4 starts, would have been 5 if not for the lag.

I'm not removing points for this, but wtf?!? Cooking children? Couldn't we cook the young of some non-human animals instead? Or steal their candy? Or turn them into goblins or something? Well I guess this is NG and everything goes. I'm usually not against games where kids can die, but deliberately hunting them seems a bit much, even though it does fit the witch narrative.

This game is pretty good, because IMO it is different from most of what we usually play. Various kids (OMG why?) give various things, with the green ones being the best (time :) ). Achievements are nice. Upgrades are nice (but linear IMO).

However, there are a few bad things.

First, the lag. Especially when cooking. Is it really necessary to have that special effect? Could we perhaps have an option to select something less laggy (even if it is not as cool?). This was worth at least a star in and of itself, and I wonder if I should't give an even lower rating because of it.

Second, it's pretty linear, and gets repetitive over time. The upgrades just lets you do the same thing, but better. The hunters don't get harder over time (which would have been frustrating anyways because of the lag). Either one IMO would fix this. This didn't reduce the score because the game seems original and entertaining enough to be fun to play long enough. I'd expect more if you did a sequel, though.

Finally, the theme is a bit offensive. I don't think it's suitable to remove stars from a rating on NG for this, however, since it is NG after all.

By the way, on a completely neutral note, I didn't get if there was a way to prevent the bell from being rung. I don't mind at all, because the hunters are just a speedbump and make the game better. But I was wondering if I was supposed to be all stealthy-like at first. It seems like there are so many kids it's impossible to stop them from ringing the bell. Which as I said before is fine, otherwise there is no hunter and that'd get boring IMO.

VaragtP responds:

Haha, sorry to offend, but that is part of the fun :) It is possible to sneak up on the children from behind, or if they get scared catch them before they ring the bell. A screaming running kid will also gradually scare other children. The stealth mechanic is there, but it is not really necessary (or always preferable) to use it. The lag is a problem, I originally developed the game in Exe windows format so I went a bit overboard with effects :/. Btw it will be possible to buy the windows version from my site soon for a "pay what you want" price if anyone is interested. The windows version should run in 60 fps on even low end computers and it have even more effects, reflecting water, smoke, fullscreen and others stuff..

I have learned a lot from this project though, especially on how to optimize. But I am happy you liked the game despite this:)


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

lags to hard to be able to enjoy play

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