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Welcome to Caged Beast, a game where the one and only Nicolas Cage has waged a personal war against you! Instead of crapping your pants just as any mortal would do, you pick up your trusty machine gun and get ready to mow down. Chase the Cage as you progress through his quality-questionable movie career of three movies and fight his forms to eventually take him down once and for all. Travel through Washington DC as you fight in the world of mystery known as National Treasure. Share the pain against the bees on Wicker Man, and fight him as the flaming-skulled Ghost Rider (scary shit right thurr)! If you think you can do that you're crazy! Fortunately, you have a machine gun. So get going and kick some Cage!
"...complete..." -the programmer
"There is literally so much Cage in this game that my ovaries exploded!!" -Chongo's imaginary girlfriend
"Great, now can I get that $5.29?" The Starbucks register guy
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself" Franklin Delano Roosevelt, probably in response to everyones fear that no Cage-related game could ever be better.
ARROW KEYS/WASD- Move
Forward Slash - Doesnt really do anything.