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Sep 18, 2013 | 8:51 PM EDT

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NONSENSE! After an unfortunate incident, Socrates Jones must debate a host of philosophers in order to win back his life. More than slightly inspired by the Ace Attorney series.

Authors note: This is for real this time, by the actual creators! The person who was pretending to be us didn't even upload the most recent version. That's just lazy game theft, that is.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Man what a terrible game. NONSENSE! It was a great game, loved it to bits made me feel like a philosopher. Great job keep up the work!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Simply Sublime.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This was absolutely the most amazing Puzzler I have played. Even based on Phoenix Wright, I wouldn't be surprised if this came out along side it! It kept me hooked, the music just that extra push to the edge of my seat. Truly a piece of work, and you even accurately portrayed what the Philosopher's themselves might sound like! I applaud you, good sir, and wave towards a better future of programming and life!

~Mage of Blood

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

In fact, this game is miscategorized. It's educational. I have learned a lot. It kept me awake all night.

Too bad that Arbiter was the easiest to beat. Maybe could have been better if question buttons change their captions according to the sentence on screen because I did not always see which part of the statement Socrates will ask about, only after pressing it.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Simply Brilliant

This is quite possibly the best game i have ever had the honor of playing on newgrounds. It sets a godly high standard for how games should be made with the mechanics of the game being as simple as 123 with characters that are funny and likable from the start even with the simplicity of them. I feel like i definently learned a lot from this game about my own feelings on philosophy and about some incredible philosophers and their theories. Thank you for this game it was a great distraction from porn(lol seriously) i loved every minute of it and i wish you good fortune and riches in your future.

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