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Aug 27, 2013 | 3:59 PM EDT

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G'Day and welcome to our "Dildo Fishing" club. Here you can find out what makes fishing so special and fun. Take a boat, a couple of fishing rods, a set of dildos and go to the lake. Catch and fuck as many mermaids and divers, as you can.

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PPE2PPE2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Sweet daydreams of a chubby male chauvinist! :D

Against expectations, I really liked this - though be aware it is totally silly (but jolly!)

The joke (and jolly bit of the game) is of course that the dildo is your dangling, angling penis extension. Luckily for the player, you get 3, 5 or on a couple of levels even 7 cocks to angle with. Which is just as well (and also hilarious!) because you never know what you might pick up fucking around in the sea ;) (We're talking bombs that blow your dick up, for example ....) Take precautions, folks!

It's not just jolly that, it's also amazingly a bit rousing. Because it means you're (literally) picking up unsuspecting girls by the dozen on your cock. Or if you prefer, *they*'re picking *you* up, in their mouths, and getting pulled in for a hard fucking, left right and centre (I like the way they blink as they are reeled in, cock lodged firmly in their mouth - a very Vadim touch, that!).

It's handy that all the girls happen to be swimming by sexily in the nude. Esteban Cockcroft (it's what I call our podgy hero - he looks sort of Spanish somehow) doesn't have to waste time that way - he can get right down to business on his catches. The foreplay was the reeling in :D

The basic sex acts get a bit samey after a while. Esteban obviously thinks so too, as he starts to go after mermaids ... and finally - you've guessed it ... or perhaps haven't ... bottom-feeding girls in old Jules-Verne-type submarines :D Another neat touch that Esteban can't fuck the mermaids - maybe he can't find a cunt or asshole, so he has to take different routes. Or maybe he just wants a change .... The mermaids give good juicy blowjobs, btw - very willingly, don't worry, you don't even have to ask nicely. And I have to admit, I sometimes picked up more mermaids than I needed on a level, in hope of some more of those quality BJs :lol:

I didn't know mermaids were quite so lascivious as this, or I'd have taken up sea fishing earlier myself. But then I suppose they must scent quite strongly of fish down below, being mermaids.

It's good to see a fat guy getting lots and lots of sex - for a while anyway. Because he's a good lad. Keeps smiling even when his cock gets grabbed by an octopus, borne away by a grinning shark, nipped off by a crab or exploded by a mine ... and gives a fetching little gasp of pleasure whenever he sees another girl being hauled aboard for yet more sex.

I said "for a while" ... on a serious note, be aware that the game goes up steeply in difficulty in the latter levels. It gets hard even to get your dick in the water at times, never mind satisfied by spurting in, on, over, under or across an endless line of available girls. (Level 10 is a killer>)

Take note also of how many of each type of female cuntfish you need to catch to complete a level. As mentioned, it gets bloody difficult at the higher levels to catch enough. So go for the type of cuntfish you need in largest numbers (on any level) first. If in doubt, collar MERMAIDS before DIVERS, because those mermaids, well ... I tell you, Esteban mate, they're fooken hard to get these days!!

Just two more things: the kneeling assfuck. A bit worrying that Esteban has to resort to a gag AND the use of his rod (no, the ACTUAL rod) to get the girls to do that with him. I am not sure why he bothers. It's not as if he isn't getting any .... or that the girls are lacking enthusiasm for all sorts of other sex with the lucky fat bastard ....

And oh, another typical Vadim touch. The ELECTROCUTION animation (by ray) is also hilarious. I'm not sure how he survives the charge, but he just giggles through that too. Fucking hundreds of girls in an endless line must make you that happy!

Afterthought: the octopus hanging on Esteban's dildodick is very funny. Strictly speaking, you might think he might have to be forced to try to shag it for being so clumsy in his fishing skills.

Well done, as always, VadimGod!



Jaruwaan86Jaruwaan86

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Who new fishing could be so funny!



Raptorblah2blah2Raptorblah2blah2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

oh shit I'm 9 and I fucking love hentai I have to wait until my parents are asleep to play this



tyieebtyieeb

Rated 5 / 5 stars

if only it was real



herooneheroone

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

read some of the comments yes there is a end on is not worth is.

1 its looks like more of a challenge thing see how far you can go

2for me liked it but you know wish I could get all lvl girls with out all the trouble of going through all lvls if win or some thing

3 I liked the mermaids


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