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Sometimes I'm a true asshole.
Space to Jump.
ok ill offer some constructive critcism. personally i think that the conrtolls are somewhat lacking. part of the platformer is the controll over jumping. once the space button is pressed you have no control. it makes jumping a nightmare. especially when you jump up and cant do anything till you land again. the hit mechanism is also rather annying as the hit boxes are awkward. i got hit through the floor. the other reason is that it knocks you backwards so with the jump mechanism before you can get stuck trying to jump up hit a blade and get knocked right back. or even off the map.
Well the lack of control part is how it worked in the old Casltevania games up until atleast the SNES games which the game engine mimicks, the being hit trough the floor thing I can actually agree with is too cheap, even though it can pretty easily be avoided.
The thing about control is that you are supposed to give the player good enough contols to beat the game, for example if I had given the player identical controls as in say Megaman X (the ability to move faster, turn in the air, higher jumping, wall climbing and air boosting) you could have easily beaten the level in under 20 seconds. Unless I of course designed the level around it.
The knockback being able to knock you off the map is intended, and I actually designed the level with it in mind, which will be totally evident on the latter part of the level.
The game is boring and the controls are fucked up, hey uploader if you've beaten it good for you. But hey i'd rather play something fun, because you know thats what a 'game' is supposed to be.
Take the criticism and stop whining. Games that are intentionally shitty don't deserve phrase, sometimes they're funny but this just bland.
You say that the controls are fucked up, would you care to elaborate? Constructive critisism is one thing and random insults are another, my point was that the controls are accurate enough to pull you through the whole game. Tough you could be helpful and tell me if they glitch out and how so I can fix them, or are just you saying oldschool castlevania had shitty platfoming mechanics and no one should ever use anything similiar?
Fun is a subjective term because in theory eating pig shit could be fun to someone, you are just being vague and unhelpful. The game isn't intentionally shitty, it's intentionally cruel, there is a difference I would believe.
better than sex
Damn your sex is that bad?
It's not the game that pisses me off, it's the attitude of the uploader that does. He's over there calling someone a bitch because he can't take criticism. And for you to actually say you've beaten it makes you look like a fucking tool. No one fucking cares what you done. You made it, so your completion status doesn't fucking matter.
But yeah, it took me a few hundred deaths to realize it was a rage game. Nice character sprite by the way. Certainly would love to see something like that used in a real flash game by you.
You don't like my attitude? Good that makes me very happy.
Really funny game, people dunno how to take a jokesie.
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