A simple parody of the dating sim genre in which you simply can't win.
Try to get all four special endings and "successfully romance" all three characters!
version 1.02: changed title screen
version 1.01: fixed a weird actionscripty bug!!!
version 1.0: the Game
all sounds used:
BIRTHDAY IN THE T ZONE by Frank Haught
Raped By Clowns (loop) by Falonefal
Parade by Susumu Hirasawa
Justin Biebr by Belzebass
Crawling by Vitamin String Quartet
Crawling by Linkin Park
Nobody Cares by Octopimp
YO SKRILL DO THE HARLEM SHAKE by PISS SPEARS