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"re-post: this flash was...."
date: December 2, 2008
GARBAGE!!!!!! The fat bitch WAS YOU! And you got your ass beat by 15 yr olds! HAHA!!!!
For those of you that despise that little turd 'angstdrillhead' I happen to have some 411 on him. 'angstdrillhead' is a miniscule, semi-retarded pedophile who has worked for many years at a dead-end job at some cinema complex for mininum wage in downtown Calgary, some crummy hellhole in Canada.
If you were to see him in public, you would at first think he looks like Montgomery Burns from "The Simpsons". His real name is Michael K. Roberts, and he may lose his virginity some time in the future if he can manage to stop sqaundering all his income on homosexual pornograpy, and find an underage prostitute from Tijuana.
Since then, Michael has moved onward and downward and now works as an overworked and underpaid cashier at Wal-Mart. In his profile, it reads: "4 star Cashier for Dec. 2004 at Wal-mart."
Right.
Three years ago, Michael (who was 22 at the time) was beaten up by two 15 year olds and since then wears a mini-alarm on his right ear just in case someone wants to beat him up again, he can press that little button, and the police will hopefully arrive to his rescue. What a wuss, am I right ladies and gentlemen?
Michael K. Roberts, 25, still lives with his mother, has admitted to stalking an underage co-worker while still employed at the movie theatre, and is a Mormon (which pretty much explains his messed up life).
So in conclusion, if 'angstdrillhead' upsets you, just remember he has the intelligence of an autistic eight year old. He doesn't know any better.
Topic: The Anal Dwelling Butt Monkeys
Posted: 3/26/05 02:56 AM
"Anal dwelling butt monkeys....
once a sophisticated Species now a dying race. this species, when it is dark, and your asleep, crawl into your anus. these creatures only like the sweet sweet smell of diahreea."
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!11111111111
July 6, 2009
Author's Response:
Go suck a dick you faggot.
