So I guess this means it won't work on Firefox. I try moving it up and down, left and right. Doesn't do much but moving. If this is just a joke spam game then, LMFAO!!!
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*** WARNING! ONLY WORKS IN CHROME FOR NOW ***
*** WARNING 2! click on PLAY IN NEW WINDOW!!****
DO NOT TRY TO PLAY THIS UNTIL YOU DO THESE TWO THINGS!
Made for the 48-hour Molyjam.
Old Mr. Hubbard is up to his no-good tricks again trying to win devotees for his church. But can his evil intentions turn out beneficial to Tom Cruise who is on the prowl for a new mate? Play to find out!
Follow the controls specified in the game.
It was funny, but the amount of clicking required for each bit of dialog, that after the first time is just in the way & i'm not likely to try to find all 8 endings. Might be better if more dialog was displayed at once reducing clicks (I realize some of the jokes are going to need single phrases clicked thru) i can't quite guess what the variations are for all endings. I got 2 & i'm walking away. Essentially it's a long joke, with 8 different punchlines, and after the first "set up" it can become grating to click thru it all. A button to restart would be nice also, rather than just reloading the page
But for what it was - I liked it.
wut.
Fantastic game...
Is what I would have said in 2002
Finnegan2100 responds:
1) This is my 2nd HTML5 game.
2) I made this in 48 hrs.
3) And? What's your point if it looks like a game from 2002? So what?